Our trip fell on the dates 15th to 17th of July 2o11. EPIC SHIT. There's me (Janine Kimura), Reen Khan, Alvin Chacko, Dom Gomez and Brandon Tan! HEHEHEHE.
The night before the trip, the boys went to sleep over at Dom's place. Blardy hell, they went out on a food fest without us girls. =.= *smacks Dom* Reen and I are busy at her house, finalizing our packs. You know us, we don't wanna forget anything. Unlike the boys, AT LEAST WE BROUGHT TOOTHPASTE. xD And as the night wear off, they all slept and I was the last person up. If I wasn't mistaken, I slept off at 2.30am. :O Excited much? Weeeeeeeeeeee~
And then morning came to rise! :DD Reen walked in the room waking me up before my alarn even rang! ==" I still remebered how I told her, "It's not even 5.30 yet! Let my alarm ring lah. I wanna sleep..." but in my head, i'm like "Ring alarm. Ring!! Ring!! I wanna go Penang NOW!". HAHAHAHA. Yeah, once it rang, I bounced out of bed, texted suummbooodeeeeeeee. ^^ then showered, and pack up nicely. :D
I liked what I wore that morning. Reminds me of my old self. Y'know, the simple wear, gangster style but still a little feminine (shit, i dunno how to spell), and sneakers baby! :D Yeehaw! And we're off to Chorus Hotel...
It was so cold when we arrived there. It got colder when it started to rain heavily. I was cursing my ass off as I shivered in the lobby of the hotel waiting for the boys - such princess' they were, took such a long time to make up or rather make OUT at home - to come so we could board the bus already. LOL. I even manages to fall asleep on the couch while waiting and Reen just went for a number of toilet moments. I think she loves it or something. :P Eventually, the girls (BOYS) came in their ballerina outfit and we board the bus!! The rain was pouring like shit man. We got soaked and was feeling cold again in the bus ride. Haiz..
Our bus was to leave by 9.30am and when we're inside, we expected it to be cool and fancy like what we saw in the blog, but bullshit weyh. It was like every normal bus and I couldn't even watch TV! =.= But thank God I could be satisfied with the classic music they had on the chair audio. xD It was soooo COOL! But again, the sucky part came, the food was disgusting! *shudders* The only nice tasting thing in it was the egg, and it was smaller than my thumb! Blady hell.
But of course, Brandon the life saver, and probably credits to the other boys, they got junk food. And I chewed on some of it. I liked the pringles but the damn camel had to eat it off by himself! Yeah. Then we got the chocolate cookies thingy, Alvin ate that off though. And Dom also. xD
4 hours plus plus later...
WE'RE ALMOST AT PENANG! PENANG! Everyone woke up, excited to see the bridge. But heck, such a spoiler because of the haze, so we can't see the view. Pffth!! Then we arrived!!! AND THERE'S J.CO'S NEXT TO THE STATION!! And soo...
We went to eat. Damn delicious weyh. T.T I want it NOW! Eff you Alvin.
Yah, then the time became draggy coz we had to wait for Brandon's friends to come pick us up, and when they did, THEY ALMOST KILLED US WITH THEIR DRIVING WEYH. The most epic moment during that death experience was when I heard Brandon screamed for his life. Hahahahahahaha. This dude who insisted we called him "Handsome" drove out of a junction looking on the left side and a bus was swerving from the right side, so when Brandon saw he went "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and his friend quickly sped off avoiding the on the verge of death crash. ROFLMAO!
Eventually, we reached the hotel, put our stuff in, then set off for some nice tea time. DAMN HUNGRY. We had Tanduri!!! (I think that's how it's spelt. LOL) And then, we went to ze beaccchhhh!! MUAHAHAHAHA. Had so much fun, especially watching Dom make a horse out of himself, watch Alvin trying to be macho but scared of being hit by me, and Reen...well, supermodel wannabe? HAHAHAHAHAHA. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
There and then, we decided to watch the sunset, but ended up NOT watching it coz the sun took so damn long to set. It was like 7pm! AND IT'S STILL UP IN THE SKY! Fulamak man. Tsk3. :P Oh oh! And moment of epicness came!! DOM WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM TSUNAMI! Bahahahahahahaha!!
And another moment of epicness! Dom found his dick on the seashore. :D
Hell yeah.
Unfortunately, Brandon didn't join us on this. But I'm sure he had fun with his family and friends too. :) I hope he did though. Yes Bwandy? xDD Which meant, we didn't get to go to Gurnea also. SOBS. I would love to whack Brandon's head off for this, because my main objective in Penang was to taste the Fried Kuey Tiaw there, since Alvin made it seem like the must eat food before you die. =.= And it was ruined. But I'm nicer to Brandon rather than Alvin, so I didn't kill him. Yeah, we were all pissed for a while, but eventually, we figured our way to satisfy ourself.
We had the beach, the pool, the room, outside food, and well...MY CAMERA. Muahahahahahaha. That's damn epic enough for me. xD
Yeah, as we watched the sunset, we took lotsa nice pictures. Mostly of hillarious and idiotic shit from Dom, gay faces from Alvin, Reen puffy hair and well, my annoyance. xD BUT. The sun never seem to set. According to Reen, "It's like a light bulb, it just switched off!" :O Stoooooopid.
THEN NIGHT CAME. A vow to ourselves, "We won't sleep at all tonight". Which of course, NEVER happened. HAHAHAH. We spent the whole night talking rubbish, me trying not to kill Dom who was enjoying himself on MY bed, spreading his dirt on MY bed, and making himself comfortable on MY bed. =.= While, I was on the small couch which would totally fit him. LOL. Chill Dom, I'm not mad. I wanted to take over the TV anyways. HEHEHE. And be able to throw coke bottle at you while you were under the covers. :D Had fun, we had food feast in the room. Bough Satay, Fried Kuey Tiaw, Pizza, Fried Chicken, Burgers, Muffins, Drinks...and...I can't quite remember anymore. :P The Kuey Tiaw was like FIRE!! -.- So damn spicy. Then, the Satay tasted like shit. Chicken was too filling I couldn't finish mine. But the muffin was yummy, except it's dry. My burger....well, i ate half of it and I couldn't take it anymore. I was on the verge of throwing up on Dom. LMAO.
Oh, not to leave out the fact that Dom got raped by Alvin and Reen. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The poor fellow. (Well, not really. He won't stop neighing! Thank God he didn't leave prints on the wall. They were WILD) :O
Then I wanted to take a walk at the beach top. It was so dark, I was almost scared but The fear wear off coz it was so cool to hear the waves at night. It felt like paradise. Excluding mosquitos and ants being annoying. I just didn't want to leave. Haiz...Penang...
Yeah, then...4am plus plus..*yawns* *sleep walking* *Dom snuggled up in MY bed* *Reen & Alvin...well...Reen & Alvin* And then, everyone decided to sleep off for maybe an hour or two. We were to be out on the beach by 6am. xD
BUT WE DIDN'T WAKE UP AND THE SUN WAS UP WHEN EYES WERE ALL OPENED.
Me: *open eyes* OH SHIT.
Reen: HMM? *giggles* we didn't wake up.
Me: Damn...I wonder if the boys are awake. *still wanna sleep*
Reen: Time to get up. Breakfast.
Me: *groans*
Uhuh. We missed sunrise. Damn epic. LOL.
So we treated our wounds breakfast instead. And by the top railing, we could see the beach, it was beautiful in the morning. And cold. HEHEHE. And I can't remember who got all excited to jump in the pool. It definitely wasn't me. All I wanted to do was snap photos. xD And I snapped a handful of 'em. *giggles*
AND FINALLY THE MOMENT OF TRUTH CAME.
We went to the beach, and Janine Kimura decided to put down her camera so she could play waves. :D SO FUN. Funniest scene would be...
Me: Big wave!! *turns around*
Reen and Alvin: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Dom: *concentrating, don't fall!*
*WAVE SMASH*
Me: *fall from impact*
Reen: *slides with the wave*
Alvin: HAHAHAHA. Reen! *takes both her hands to pull her up*
Dom: *offers me a hand up*
*ANOTHER WAVE SMASH*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *looking at Reen floating about like a starfish* HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *looking at Dom, who fell coz I pulled him* HAHAHAHAHA
Dom: So much for being my anchor!
Alvin: Look at Reen! Get up lah! Before another wave comes!
Reen: *laughing in slat water. bloop. bloop* HAHAHAHAHA.
TEEHEE! What lah...
Sadly, I couldn't snap ANY photos of these. Why is it when I'm not holding my camera, epicness had to come along? Hiisshhh.
After our little fun, we went for lunch together. I think. I can't remember. HAHAHA. Then Brandon came!! He wanted to go swimming, but then they didn't tell me when he went, so I missed it. :( I was having alone time with my camera, at the beach, watching the sunset. xDDDDDDDDDD THIS TIME. IT SET. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'm totally awesome. The only sad part is that, from the beach we were at, I couldn't see it set in the horizon. Sobness.
But before I left for my alone time. The whole group of us were hanging about in the hotel room. Not just us friends, but sooner Reen's parents and Robert joined us. We were talking and talking and talking then suddenly...
Reen's Dad (Uncle): *sits on Dom's bed and started sniffing annoyingly* What's that smell? *stands up and glares accusingly at everyone*
Me: Huh? What smell? *blurr*
Dom and Alvin: What is it?
Me: *looking at Reen at the balcony. she's not looking inside, and seem to be giggling* *light bulb, the fake shit* xD
Uncle: Omg. Who shit over there? *points at the corner of Dom's bed*
Dom: OH SHIT!
Alvin: OH MY GAWD. DOM! NOT AGAIN!
Dom: Eyh!! NOT ME!! I SWEAR UNCLE IT'S NOT ME!
Uncle: Then who could have possibly done it? *angry* Stinks like Indian Shit.
Me: *laughs* What?! *crawls out of bed to look* oohh mmyyy gooooooddd. *looks at Reen, she's goggling*
Reen's Mum (Aunty): Maybe Janine had to dump.
Me: AUNTY! NO! *clutched my ass* I wouldn't!
Dom: OH SHIT WEYH. ALVIN. I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. *panics*
Uncle: My God. *bends down, picks up the shit and throw at Dom*
Dom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
And everyone just BURST TO TEARS LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THEY THOUGHT IT WAS REAL SHIT!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Kesian the boys. Then the story of Buddha's shit came to place. I can't quite put my finger on the story, but if Alvin's willing to tell, he shall post it in the comments. HEHE.
We tried to trick Robert, but he didn't fall for it though. He knew immediately that it was fake shit. :P Uncle did the same trick on Reen's cousin that night. Only this time, we were ALL in the reception area, having a smooth talk. Until they walked in from dinner. All elderly were sitting and we youngsters stood by listening. Then Reen came rushing to my ear saying, "My dad's gonna pull the shit trick". I looked at Alvin, he was already walking off coz he couldn't contain his laugh. And I stood there, and watched.
Uncle: Holy shit. What's that smell.
Guy: Oh my God. That's shit.
Uncle: YEAH.
Girl: Oh God. Ew.
Uncle: Is that your shit? Did you put a dump here?
Guy: Nawh! *laughs* Just leave it.
Uncle: What do you mean leave it? Call room service?
Guy and Girl: *looks at the shit*
Uncle: Ahhh. Nevermind. *picks up shit and threw it at the girl*
Girl: *SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS!*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. What a funny sight. The whole reception stopped their worked to see us laughing and screaming and laughing and almost falling off our chairs and feet. :P
Ahh. Moments. :)
Then, we went to get dinner, which was not much this time coz we were not in the mood for a feast anymore, and well, I was only up to eating mee cup, and non-stop bickering with Dom. Don't know why he's such a piece of shit and a brat, and a baby, I wanna kill you Dom!! I think I did that like a billion times infinity in my head already! :O xD Then we watched TV, and I went back to my room, with the intention of bathing, loading the pics, and going back to the boy's room. But I ended up sleeping off instead. The damn bed was calling I guess. HEHEHE. Soft, and cold and comfy. I even ignored Daryl coz of the bed. :P Woopsie. <3
And morning came along. Rise and shine. We were set to see the sun rise. :D
Surprising eh? That we actually woke up? The rising was peaceful, not as beautiful as I expected, but peaceful. :) Had our last moments at the beach. Then we had to get ready for check out. :( WE DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE. *sniffs*
But yeah. We had to say goodbye to Penang...
Memories:
:) We shall come back. Loves.
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